Fun with Titles: A neat game! (2 Viewers)

[Mike Frezon]

"You're gonna need a bigger dreidel."

 

[MarkHastings]

Chafing Amy: After realizing that his ex girlfriend was never really in love with him, Silent Bob goes out of his way to make Amy's life a living hell.

The Molar Express: What seems like an innocent train ride to the North pole, turns out to be a horror show when the children are strapped into dental chairs and dentists emerge to extract their teeth!

My Big Fat Green Wedding: A new Muppet movie where Kermit the Frog gets married to Miss Piggy.

 

[Regulus]

Lady and the Trump: A Female Contestant shows up on "The Apprentice" and is abruptly Fired!

Jungle All The Way: Arnold Schwarzennager must find his way out of the Rain Forest in time to be with his son on Christmas!

Spiderfan: Peter Parker faces his biggest foe yet, a Mutant Papparazzi!

Little Ship of Horrors: Passengers discover their Cruise Ship has a Man-Eating Plant on board!

Lancelot Fink, Secret Chimp: Simian Stool Pigeons.

 

[Clinton McClure]

Pop Secret! : Val Kilmer stars as American singer Nick Rivers who must keep the Nazis from learning the secret of good popcorn.

Strange Brow : Canadians with uni-brows, eh?

Swing Blade : Karl, recently released from a mental hospital, learns to be hip and meet women. (This was on the DVD George Lucas in Love and I couldn't resist adding it to the game.)

Days of Thundar : After a runaway planet hurtles between the Earth and the Moon in 1994, unleashing cosmic destruction, man's civilization is cast in ruin. Two thousand years later, Earth is reborn... A strange new world rises from the old: a world of savagery, super science, sorcery and NASCAR. But one man bursts his bonds to race for justice! With his crew chief Ookla the Mok and a beautiful doctor, Princess Ariel, he pits his strength, his courage, and his fabulous #46 Mello Yello Monte Carlo against Rowdy Burns and the forces of evil.

 

[MarkHastings]

Shakes on a Plane: While escorting Ronald McDonald to prison, crates of Shamrock Shakes are realeased in the cargo hold. The shakes are so thick, they cause slow downs in flight attendant service.

 

[Malcolm R]

The Pursuit of Happiness: Same film, just with the title spelled correctly.

 

[Mike Frezon]

The Stink: A couple of down-on-their-luck grifters hatch an elaborate scheme to even-the-score with a crime boss and to determine the source of a bad smell in the NYC/NJ metro area.

 

[Greg_S_H]

switfan: a former M*A*S*H star is stalked by an obsessed admirer

A Beautiful Ming: a man's obsession with a priceless vase begins to take its toll on his sanity

Hansom: in Victorian England, a cab driver goes to extremes to find his kidnapped son

Supermad: The Movie: a superpowered alien nearly destroys the world when his Grande Double Cream Lex Latte is served cold

Razed and Confused: a landlord returns from a business trip to find his building has been mistakenly demolished

Finding Hemo: donors are desperately sought after the blood supply is depleted

A Bud's Life: this charming documentary follows a single bottle of beer from the distillery to your glass

Hatch Me If You Can: a chick refuses to come out of its egg

Sew: The competition turns deadly when Jigsaw joins a quilting bee

Furious George: It's monkeyshines when the man in the yellow hat refuses to take his pet monkey to the circus

It's a Wonderful Lift: The best damn elevator in England

Psyche: It's safe to take a shower at the Bates Motel!

The Whining: Jack repeats "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" to anyone who'll listen--dead or alive

 

[Clinton McClure]

The Fast and the Curious : Rubber-neckers who don't slow down to look at the interstate pile-up.

 

[MarkHastings]

Fryboys: An indepth look into the lives of military cooks during WWI.

 

[Chu Gai]

The Dykes of Hazzard: Watch as the boys try to rescue Daisy only to find her collared by Miss LuLu.

The Bitches of Eastwick: Jack Nicholson winds up in a town unable to find any women to impregnate because they all have headaches and complain.

Umpire of the Sun: A Japanese umpire makes it big in the Major Leagues only to commit hari kiri after it's discovered that he's been giving signs to recently hired Japanese ballplayers.

When Harry Met Sully: A touching story of two men who find they share a common love of pickles after meeting at a Jewish Deli.

 

[Regulus]

The Right Stiff: NASA has to decide which Cadaver it wants to send into Orbit before they attempt to send a Living Being up there.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Breamcoat: The Broadway Play where we discover Josephs "Coat of Many Colors" was made out of Fish Scales!

A Fight to Remenber: Two Boxers stage a match during the Titanic's Ill-Fated Voyage.

 

[Greg_S_H]

For some reason, I kind of want to see this one. I couldn't say that about the real movie.

 

[Marianne]

Cask Away: Tom Hanks doesn't make it.

All the other ones I thought of were too rude!

 

[Regulus]

Clone Encounters of the Third Kind: Now we know why the Aliens look alike!

Delta Farce: A Documentary about Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport!

The Buys From Brazil: The Best Shopping south of the Equator!

 

[Greg_S_H]

Now you have to post them. This game could easily turn into the "porno titles" game. Young Buns. Sexbiscuit. Erection.

 

[MarkHastings]

Yeah, I knew the porn angle was out there and there are a ton of movies that already existed, so it's too easy to come up with stuff like: The *unt for Red October!

 

[John Kilduff]

"The Last Toy Scout": 9 people have been killed looking for Bratz dolls. The 10th person has to fight to stay alive.

"Beauty And The Beat": The Go-Gos' classic album becomes a musical.

"Thighlander": Two chickens battle each other...In the end, there can be only one.

"The Breakfast Cub": 5 high school students kill a bear and have him for an early morning meal.

"Pink Floyd: The Walt": Mr. Disney hallucinates, remembers his childhood, tears up the studio and proves the people who accused him of consorting with Nazis right.

"Trash": Oscar The Grouch has been murdered and all the residents of Sesame Street have to come to terms with their own prejudices.

"The Lizard Of Oz": The Doors battle the Wicked Witch Of The West.

"Club": A DJ named Mr. Body has been murdered and 6 ravers are each trying to prove their own innocence.

Sincerely,

John Kilduff...

Am I good at this?

 

[Steve_Pannell]

2001: A Spice Odyssey: Giant aliens from another galaxy travel the universe mysteriously leaving behind boxes of black pepper wherever they go.

 

[MarkHastings]

The Loyal Tenenbaums: Three genius siblings lead a marvelous life as their parents avoid divorce and stay together forever.