Do you fear the imminent approach of Turkey Knapp? (1 Viewer)

[Joel Mack]

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Turkey Knapp is. You have to see it for yourself.

 

[MickeS]

The Turkey Knapp can best be described as
EDIT: changed my mind, too graphic, would violate forum rules about obscene material
/Mike

 

[Ron-P]

Just make sure you have a change of shorts with you on November 1st.
Peace Out~

 

[Jeremy Allin]

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Turkey Knapp is. You have to see it for yourself.

Is this a red pill/blue pill sorta deal?

So when can we expect this Turkey Knapp? I mean, historically, when has he/she/it appeared?

 

[Scott Merryfield]

So when can we expect this Turkey Knapp? I mean, historically, when has he/she/it appeared?

The Turkey Knapp usually rears its ugly head around the first of November. Brrr, I get chills just thinking about it.

 

[TonyD]

i look forward to seeing TURKEY KNAPP.

 

[CameronS]

I think I might be Turkey Knapp for Halloween this year.

 

[Jeff Kleist]

There are many legends surrounding the appearance of the Turkey Knapp, some say it's really a cousin of the Great Pumpkin, except it unfortunately actually appears to the masses
Speaking of which, when is the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown on?

 

[Mike Knapp]

Be afraid, be very afraid. It is horrific, it is disgusting....hey wait! It is me!!!!
Mike

 

[Kevin Alexander]

The first time I saw Turkey Knapp was a couple of years ago. That thing damn near killed my entire family. That's when I set out to find that hideous beast and slay it once and for all before it strikes again. Since Turkey Knapp hasn't been seen in nearly a year, some have told me that it's dead....God help us all if they're wrong.

 

[Cam S]

Ok, so I know this "Turkey Knapp" involves Mike Knapp, so does he dress up or some crazy thing like that??

That shit-eating grin has me scared already :frowning:

 

[Agee Bassett]

Great. Defeat one industrual-strength bout with insomnia, welcome another.

 

[Jeff Kleist]

That is nothing compared to the horror that awaits you

 

[Cam S]

Is the Turkey Knapp scarier than his "Shit-Eating" grin??

 

[Clinton McClure]

10 days and counting...

 

[Leif Wall]

I don't remember the first time I saw it, as I blacked out from being so overwhelmed by the beast.

 

[Mike Knapp]

Is the Turkey Knapp scarier than his "Shit-Eating" grin??

Is the pope Catholic?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does Janet Reno induce celebacy?

You bet your ass it is scarier...that is just a sample. Beware the Turky Knapp!

Mike

 

[Hank Frankenberg]

Does an accordian player wear rings?

Cam, every year The Turkey Knapp repulses me, even though it's the sign of the holiday season. What irony, such a hideous thing should denote the arrival of the beautiful season.

In certain out-of-print dictionaries, beside the word "Ugly", is the Turkey Knapp picture.

Yucck! I need to get my mind on something else before I throw up, repulsed by the image my mind conjures up from the past.

 

[Steve Christou]

I met turkey knapp many years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this 'thing' with the pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind turkey knapp's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!

 

[Clinton McClure]