Dirty Santa Ideas

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  1. Bob Kavanaugh

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    Every year at work we do a Dirty Santa gift exchange. Being the jokester that I am, I want to bring the craziest, funniest, most memorable, least desireable gift possible for under $15 (while keeping my job).

    I am drawing a blank here....

    Help me.
     
  2. James T

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    socks in a box is always classic.
     
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    What's the gag with giving socks in a box?
     
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    I once gave a frozen cow turd. Wife wrapped it up a nice box pretty paper with a red ribbon.. Just freeze it up big time.
    you can even paint it to dry it up.

    A pair of Grand Ma's old under wear big sizes



    A old calander. not to dirty but different.
     
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    Preparation H (the biggest tube they have)
     
  10. Bob Kavanaugh

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    I thought about getting a thong or something, and picking the present myself if I got the chance, the problem with that, or the big tube of preperation H is that i'd have to buy it and risk being seen...
     
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    Bob, 2 words...self checkout!
     
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    A package of extra-small condoms (though you'd have to be seen buying those, too). Shop where they don't know you. [​IMG]
     
  13. Bob Kavanaugh

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    Did I mention that I want to keep my job? Maybe "Dirty Santa" is being misinterpreted. Funny stuff though.
     
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    *snicker*

    vagisil
     
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