Dirty Santa Ideas (1 Viewer)

[Bob Kavanaugh]

Every year at work we do a Dirty Santa gift exchange. Being the jokester that I am, I want to bring the craziest, funniest, most memorable, least desireable gift possible for under $15 (while keeping my job).

I am drawing a blank here....

Help me.

 

[James T]

socks in a box is always classic.

 

[Seth G]

I'd say a good place to start is stupid.com:

http://www.stupid.com/

They may not be able to ship it to you in time but certainly could give you some good ideas. Everything from pooping reindeer:

http://www.stupid.com/stat/J-REIN.html

to the Mr. T Chia Pet:

http://www.stupid.com/stat/TCHI.html

 

[BrettB]

One word,

Gigli

 

[Bob Kavanaugh]

One word, Gigli

That would be great, but I brought Dirty Dancing last year

 

[Jason Guardiano]

What's the gag with giving socks in a box?

 

[David McGough]

I once gave a frozen cow turd. Wife wrapped it up a nice box pretty paper with a red ribbon.. Just freeze it up big time.
you can even paint it to dry it up.

A pair of Grand Ma's old under wear big sizes



A old calander. not to dirty but different.

 

[Seth G]

One word, Gigli

Hey, look at that! It's in stock! Sweet!

 

[Daren Welsh]

Preparation H (the biggest tube they have)

 

[Bob Kavanaugh]

I thought about getting a thong or something, and picking the present myself if I got the chance, the problem with that, or the big tube of preperation H is that i'd have to buy it and risk being seen...

 

[Gregory]

Bob, 2 words...self checkout!

 

[Malcolm R]

A package of extra-small condoms (though you'd have to be seen buying those, too). Shop where they don't know you.

 

[Bob Kavanaugh]

Did I mention that I want to keep my job? Maybe "Dirty Santa" is being misinterpreted. Funny stuff though.

 

[Daren Welsh]

*snicker*

vagisil

 

[Bob Kavanaugh]

vagisil

Hmm, that might actually get fought over...