cookie schmookie (1 Viewer)

[Ted Lee]

how do you get a coffin to stop chasing you?

throw cough-syrup at it!

thx you...i'm here all week!

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

He's no fun, he fell right over.

 

[Ted Lee]

 

[Matt Butler]

Was it a Costco coffin?

 

[Ted Lee]

yup...they're really cheap there...not like i'm gonna care at that point!

 

[Malcolm R]

They sell urns now, too.

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

Costco makes money the old fashioned way, they urn it?

 

[Ted Lee]

hey everyone...dennis just flew in from san jose.

boy...are his arms tired!

 

[Mike Frezon]

Make sure you try the veal!

 

[Ted Lee]

speaking of veal, i just watched a story about a gal in san jose somewhere who bought a chili bown from wendys.

unfortunately, she bit into the end of a finger complete with long nail.

 

[Malcolm R]

...Is chili the new finger food?

...She was probably pretty upset. I wonder if she went back to the counter and gave the Manager the finger?

...Perhaps it's chili for bulimics...finger down the throat included at no extra charge.

 

[Ted Lee]

wokka wokka wokka!!!

 

[Mike Frezon]

...she knew something about the meal wasn't right, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it.

 

[Malcolm R]

There was a mix-up at the processing plant. The finger was supposed to be in the knuckle sandwich.