Hello all. I just wanted to congratulate my old pal and esteemed HTF member Brian Kissinger on reaching a milestone in his life. Today, he and his wife purchased their very first house. Congrats, buddy! P.S. And hopefully this will be the last time I have to help you move! P.P.S. To celebrate this occasion, Brian has invited all of us to what he calls "the mother of all keggers" - come and get smashed with us, make fun of this boring little town we live in, and annoy his new neighbors!