Charmin Toilet paper blows away Quilted Northern! Sure, both get my butt clean but there is a noticeable difference between the two. I can feel a difference with Charmin. Charmin creates a better holosonic ass-field with better separation of the cheeks. Northern is just really flat and just can't handle the LFE (loud flatulence emissions). Northern just breaks apart a lets your fingers do the walking. YUCK! Oh I can hear it now..."Charmin takes three times the toilet paper to wipe than Northern for the same job!" I don't care how wasteful it is! My backside is smiling the whole time! I know that everyone agrees that the difference is small but I can tell the difference. I just can't find anyone to conduct a double-blind test for some reason. Now I don't want this to turn into another Charmin vs Northern debate (we already have had enough of those!) so let's not make a stink. You should let your ass tell you the difference!