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Thomas H G

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Holy SHit tonight's episode was hilarious. I was laughing so hard, I started coughing.

"What did the fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!"

"I'm Rick James Bitch!"


HAHAHAHA So funny. Try to catch a rerun if you missed it.
 

Chris

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I still like the moment where they had rappers market products..

"Yeah, bitch, it's got Enymes and shit"
"so if your bum is leakin', you best be seekin'"

I did, however, enjoy the white-people/guitar music sketch as well ;)
 

Thomas H G

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Chris I think you're talking about last week's episode. This one was about True Hollywood stories involving Charlie Murphy (Eddie's brother) and Rick James.



"Cocaine is a hell of a drug". Man I couldn't stop laughing.
 

Robert Anthony

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That was probably the funniest half hour of Television i've seen in a long time. Definitely the best Chappelle's Show ever.

"They shoulda never gave ya'll niggas no money!"

My office has pretty much adopted "I'm Rick James, bitch" as the de-facto "in your face" type taunt.

"Hey, I heard you had a 150 average production yesterday?"
"You're damn right. Ha haaaa! I'm Rick James, bitch."
 

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I thought last night's show wasn't really that funny, and was the worst of the season by far. However, this line had me absolutely rolling:

"C'mon, bitches, show me titties, I'm Rick James, do somethin'! Mmm, mmm. I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down."

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
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i was skeptical about one episode having one long sketch. but i like that they are willing to try different stuff.
 

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Rick James: "See I never just did things just to do 'em. C'mon, what am I gonna do, just, just all of the sudden just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's couch? Like it's, like it's something to do? C'mon, have a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch, y'know." *rewind* :D
 

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What do the five fingers say to the face.........slap!!

Im Rick James bitch!!

Come on it's a celebration :D
 

Robert Anthony

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This sketch has some staying power. I was cruising the usual messageboards today, checking news and stuff, and I saw a minimum of FIVE boards with references to the skit sprinkled in the messages. It's like a catch-phrase-palooza or whatever.

"What do the five fingers say to the face?"
"Fuck yo couch!"
"I'm Rick James, bitch."
"The milk's gone bad!"
"The darkness is spreading!"
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
"They shoulda never gave you niggas money!"

I think this skit is going to go down in history with "Van Down by the River" "Fatbusters" and "Mister Robinson's Neighborhood."
 

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Yep. I still don't get it, but I think I was too distracted while watching it. At least one of my friends has quotes in their away messages, and I heard people yelling in my dorm, "What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap!" and "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

:)
 

Robert Anthony

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Yeah, my girlfriend was the same way. Like when Charlie kicks Rick in the chest, I was dyin laughing--and she just chuckled a little, but was like "It's not THAT funny, baby." The only part she liked was the "They had a GUNFIGHT after that!"

we watched it again, and she started laughing harder throughout, and just tonight, we saw it again, and she was fallin out right along with me.

I think it helps if you have a passing knowledge of Rick James, too. She was asking "Do you think that really happened?" and I said "It's probably completely made up, I doubt he Matrix kicked him into a mirror..but then again--Rick James WAS crazy. And he was producing Eddie Murphy's debut album. It coulda happened.."

which of course, makes it even funnier to me.
 

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Really strong episode this week, despite the fact that last week's is such a hilarious one to follow. Although it wasn't plentiful with quotes, I enjoyed seeing Tyrone the crackhead and another Charlie Murhpy's True Hollywood Story. Either he's a master storyteller or just lived a crazy-ass life. Seeing Dave Chappelle as Prince was priceless!

Interviewer: "All right, after he beat you in basketball, then what happened?"
Charlie Murphy: "After it was all over... he took us in the house and served us pancakes. *blink, blink* pancakes....."
 

Todd Terwilliger

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I agree: I think that Rick James episode will go down with the greats. The whole thing was classic, from "Unity" and the lazy-eyed bodyguard ("One eye was looking at me, the other was looking at Rick James") to the couch ("Why, Darkness, why?") to the slap. That episode will ALWAYS be funny. :D :emoji_thumbsup:
 

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"Dave Chappelle, come on down, you're the next black comedian to get his own show!"

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I liked the Prince True Hollywood Story more than the Rick James one.
 

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I was at a club last ight and all of a sudden Super Freak started playing and the DJ said:

Everyone drink up and be merry it's a celebration bitches

than he paused and said cause Im Rick James bitch


About 75% of the people got it and was laughing. I think this will be the catch phrase for 2004
 

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