Directors Casting the Dukes of Hazzard Tournament

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  1. Brad Porter

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    Ray Liotta
    Randy Quaid
    Wilford Brimley
     
  3. SteveGon

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    My votes:

    Fred Ward
    Randy Quaid
    Wilford Brimley


    "What's for breafast, Uncle Jesse?

    Quaker Oats and squirrel fritters, boys.

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    Fred Ward wins 4 - 2.
    Randy Quaid wins 4 - 1.
    Wilford Brimley wins 4 - 2.


    Round 1 - Bracket 10 - Luke Duke

    Tom Cruise vs. Jason Schartzman


    Round 1 - Bracket 11 - Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg

    Marlon Brando vs. Brian Cox


    Round 1 - Bracket 12 - Cooter Davenport

    Bob Hoskins vs. Brent Briscoe
     
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    Round 1 - Bracket 10 - Luke Duke
    Tom Cruise vs. Jason Schartzman

    Bad idea. Worse idea. [​IMG]

    Round 1 - Bracket 11 - Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg
    Marlon Brando vs. Brian Cox

    Brando will bust the budget and will eat up days in production costs while he adlibs nonsensical lines. He would be hilarious as Boss Hogg, however. Brian Cox is a chameleon. Watch him in The Rookie, Super Troopers, or The Minus Man and you'll see that he isn't always the amoral supervillain. He'd have to open up his mannerisms and vocal inflections to do justice to Boss Hogg.

    Round 1 - Bracket 12 - Cooter Davenport
    Bob Hoskins vs. Brent Briscoe

    Bob Hoskins? Are you high? As Cooter? You must be high. Seriously dude, pass me some of that.

    People may not recognize Brent Briscoe by name but will remember him as the third man in the trio of friends who stumble upon a crashed plane in the woods in A Simple Plan. He's got that good ol' country boy accent and look.

    So, abstain, Cox, Briscoe

    Brad
     
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    Marlon Brando

    Bob Hoskins
     
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    Tom Cruise

    Brian Cox

    Bob Hoskins
     
  8. SteveGon

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    Brian Cox
    Bob Hoskins
     
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    Tom Cruise wins 2 - 1.
    Brian Cox wins 3 - 1.
    Bob Hoskins wins 3 - 1.


    Round 1 - Bracket 13 - Deputy Enos Strate

    Billy Bob Thornton vs. John Michael Higgins


    Round 1 - Bracket 14 - Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

    Harvey Keitel vs. Dennis Hopper


    Round 1 - Bracket 15 - Cool Cameo

    BJ & the Bear vs. Different Strokes



    Rosco P. Coltrane Quiz

    Edit: argh! Got 6 out of 10. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Round 1 - Bracket 13 - Deputy Enos Strate
    Billy Bob Thornton vs. John Michael Higgins

    I like Billy Bob as an actor, but he doesn't remind me of Enos. Roscoe or Cooter, sure, but not Enos. John Michael Higgins would be perfect for the role. He can even look like Sonny Shroyer (see below).

    [​IMG] [​IMG]


    Round 1 - Bracket 14 - Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
    Harvey Keitel vs. Dennis Hopper

    Keitel - no way. There will be no gratuitous penis shots in this film. Dennis Hopper could be perfect.

    Round 1 - Bracket 15 - Cool Cameo
    BJ & the Bear vs. Different Strokes

    I think Bear is dead. I know Sheriff Lobo is. Gotta go with the Gordon Jump guest starring show in this one.

    So, Higgins, Hopper, and Strokes.

    Brad
     
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    John Michael Higgins

    Dennis Hopper

    Different Strokes
     
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    My votes:

    John Michael Higgins
    Harvey Keitel
    BJ & the Bear
     
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    John Michael Higgins wins 4 - 0.
    Dennis Hopper wins 3 - 1.
    Different Strokes wins 3 - 1.


    Round 1 - Bracket 16 - Bo Duke

    Owen Wilson vs. Jason Mewes


    Round 1 - Bracket 17 - Uncle Jesse Duke

    Willie Nelson vs. Christopher Lloyd


    Round 1 - Bracket 18 - Daisy Duke

    Jennifer Lopez vs. Jennifer Connelly



    Dukes Trivia
     
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    Round 1 - Bracket 16 - Bo Duke
    Owen Wilson vs. Jason Mewes

    I'd rather have one of my eyeballs exchanged with one of my testicles than to see Jason Mewes attempt to portray Bo Duke.

    Round 1 - Bracket 17 - Uncle Jesse Duke
    Willie Nelson vs. Christopher Lloyd

    Willie could be the narrator if he doesn't get the Uncle Jesse job.

    Round 1 - Bracket 18 - Daisy Duke
    Jennifer Lopez vs. Jennifer Connelly

    Daisy is not Puerto Rican. Besides, after the latest script rewrite, we're going to need somebody with "ass-to-ass" experience. [​IMG]

    So it's Wilson, Nelson, and Connelly

    Brad
     
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    Owen Wilson

    Willie Nelson

    Jennifer Connelly
     
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    Only three voters? [​IMG]

    I'll let this one run on until tomorrow morning. [​IMG]
     
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    Owen Wilson

    Willie Nelson

    Jennifer Connelly
     
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    Owen Wilson
    Willie Nelson
    Jennifer Connelly
     

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