Carl Sagan, they're not... (1 Viewer)

[SteveGon]

Not all scientists are optimistic:

"[Nicastro] didn't even try to break it to us gently," Cartwright said. "Doesn't he realize that a lot of people think it would be incredibly cool to have a giant Martian invasion force next door? In the future, when scientists make statements like this, they should do it with a little more sensitivity and regard for our feelings."

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Long live The Onion.

 

[Jack Briggs]

The reason I'm logged on at nearly 1 a.m. L.A. time is because I mistakenly tripped over my computer's power cord at around midnight. It was turned off and covered. But I freaked out anyway, checked all connections, took off the computer's cover, fired 'er up, and started browsing the Internet. It's late. I'm sorry.

 

[Max Leung]

Chicks dig it when I tell them my unifying theory of art and science.

 

[Zen Butler]

Onion posts are always funny


Okay, so I am sort of like an inverse Einstein, but I have read Jack's post at least 30 times and I still don't get it. Am I that dense?

Wait don't answer that please.

 

[Hunter P]

Maybe he was trying to cover his ass in case his (wife, mother, significant other) was checking up on him.