Bleeped Out Letterman Joke 9-1-06 (1 Viewer)

[DeathStar1]

Do I want to know what Al and Dave where talking about?

I wish there was an uncensored version of the HD Feed sometimes .

 

[David Norman]

It wasn't that big deal honestly. It was an old Buddy Hackett joke and by lip reading, I think the bleeping was more of the joke than the bleeped part. It more a commentary over how easily offended some folks are so Dave told the joke with the hand gesture on the punch line.

"This is it, Buddy Hackett joke: A guy goes into a doctor's office; he's got a dot on his forehead. The doctor says, 'Oh my God, I've never seen it before but I read about it in medical school.' The guy says, 'Well, doctor, what is it?' 'Well, in six weeks you are going to have a penis growing out of your forehead.' The guy says, 'Well, doc, cut it off.' [The doctor replies] 'I can't cut it off; it's attached to your brain, you'd die.' So the guy says: 'So, doctor, what you're telling me, is that in six weeks, every morning when I wake up and look in the mirror, I'm going to see a penis growing out of my forehead?' And the doctor says, 'Ah, no, no, no, no. You won't see it. The balls will cover your eyes.'"