Doug Dickeson
Grip
- Joined
- May 24, 2001
- Messages
- 23
I've got to wade in on this topic.
First, let me say that this kind of thread is immensely enjoyable- there's very few people on the middle ground, so to speak. You either believe it or you don't.
I quite frankly didn't believe it at all. Then Linda asked me to get another alarm clock. What the heck, says I, I'll get the Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor that doubles as a clock and give it a try.
I got it home, flipped the AC connector, and plugged it in. Turned on my Mits 55907, Onkyo TX-DS787, Panny RP-91, and waited.
Nothin'.
More nothin'.
Later yet, still more nothin'.
So I forgot about it.
Next day, I turned on our little 9" kitchen TV, and flipped to Channel 6, which has always been crappy (evidently 6 is at the upper end of the "fragile" spectrum). To my incredulity, 6 was gorgeous! Every channel was gorgeous!
Well I'll be damned, says I. The Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor actually works! Linda, who up until then had been having a lot of fun at my expense, gaped in disbelief.
Later that afternoon, I had to unplug the Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor to make some other tweaks. Just to check, I dialed up Channel 6 again. Still gorgeous!
Wow, says I, that's some mighty powerful juju, bwana. Now my electricity knows how to behave since I've taught it the mighty lesson of cleanliness with my trusty Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor.
Visions of dollars danced in my head, thinking, "I'm gonna rent this sucker out to all the tweakers in the neighborhood, but put it in a box so they don't know what it is." (Not only do I speak italic, but I think it, too.)
Then I plugged it back in.
Two days later, Channel 6 went to hell, and has remained in that sad netherworld of crappy reception. So I have to conclude that either the Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor doesn't work in my situation, or doesn't work at all.
I can only offer empirical evidence.
First, let me say that this kind of thread is immensely enjoyable- there's very few people on the middle ground, so to speak. You either believe it or you don't.
I quite frankly didn't believe it at all. Then Linda asked me to get another alarm clock. What the heck, says I, I'll get the Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor that doubles as a clock and give it a try.
I got it home, flipped the AC connector, and plugged it in. Turned on my Mits 55907, Onkyo TX-DS787, Panny RP-91, and waited.
Nothin'.
More nothin'.
Later yet, still more nothin'.
So I forgot about it.
Next day, I turned on our little 9" kitchen TV, and flipped to Channel 6, which has always been crappy (evidently 6 is at the upper end of the "fragile" spectrum). To my incredulity, 6 was gorgeous! Every channel was gorgeous!
Well I'll be damned, says I. The Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor actually works! Linda, who up until then had been having a lot of fun at my expense, gaped in disbelief.
Later that afternoon, I had to unplug the Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor to make some other tweaks. Just to check, I dialed up Channel 6 again. Still gorgeous!
Wow, says I, that's some mighty powerful juju, bwana. Now my electricity knows how to behave since I've taught it the mighty lesson of cleanliness with my trusty Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor.
Visions of dollars danced in my head, thinking, "I'm gonna rent this sucker out to all the tweakers in the neighborhood, but put it in a box so they don't know what it is." (Not only do I speak italic, but I think it, too.)
Then I plugged it back in.
Two days later, Channel 6 went to hell, and has remained in that sad netherworld of crappy reception. So I have to conclude that either the Rat Shack Parallel Quantum Filter Capacitor doesn't work in my situation, or doesn't work at all.
I can only offer empirical evidence.