Micheal
Screenwriter
- Joined
- Apr 13, 1999
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- Mike
(And no, I'm not talking about the bedroom kind.)
[geek]Does, anybody here play D&D or any other kind of RPG? I play in a campaign using the new D&D rules as well as another RPG of my own creation. [/geek]
If you've ever played you might like this...
Five things you DON'T want your players to say:
1.Ranger wearing plate mail in a misty echoing crypt: "I try to move silently"
2.Apprentice to mage "By the way master, I finally shot that pesky owl that kept following you around."
3.Party fighting a band of thieves in a 4X3X4m room, when the mage says, with serious tone: "Hell, I cast a fireball,
THAT'll teach'em."
4.Party laying on a hillside spying on the Imperial Army of Darkness commanded by Gul the Necromancer himself (+/- 10,000 troops) "Hmmm, if we attack from the rear, do we get bonuses on our attack roll??"
5.Paladin as the lone survivor of a party of 7 facing an army of evil and undead creatures, which just slaughtered his fellow adventurers: "Huh, why should I run? I got protection from evil in a 15ft radius, THEY can't touch me" (last words).
I got the list from here: http://www.planetadnd.com/humor/misc_humor/index.php
Hmmm... so this is my 1000th post...
:rolleyes
[geek]Does, anybody here play D&D or any other kind of RPG? I play in a campaign using the new D&D rules as well as another RPG of my own creation. [/geek]
If you've ever played you might like this...
Five things you DON'T want your players to say:
1.Ranger wearing plate mail in a misty echoing crypt: "I try to move silently"
2.Apprentice to mage "By the way master, I finally shot that pesky owl that kept following you around."
3.Party fighting a band of thieves in a 4X3X4m room, when the mage says, with serious tone: "Hell, I cast a fireball,
THAT'll teach'em."
4.Party laying on a hillside spying on the Imperial Army of Darkness commanded by Gul the Necromancer himself (+/- 10,000 troops) "Hmmm, if we attack from the rear, do we get bonuses on our attack roll??"
5.Paladin as the lone survivor of a party of 7 facing an army of evil and undead creatures, which just slaughtered his fellow adventurers: "Huh, why should I run? I got protection from evil in a 15ft radius, THEY can't touch me" (last words).
I got the list from here: http://www.planetadnd.com/humor/misc_humor/index.php
Hmmm... so this is my 1000th post...
:rolleyes