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Because the optometrist couldn't Phil his prescription? Because it's a race around the world -- so the fact he has a missing lens is just a spherical aberration? Because when he looks at Dana and says, "What a glasshole!", or something like that, he can then just point at his glasses and say...

Hmm, so Alexis went from having Pi as a partner to being the partner of a PI. And we all know from middle school what 2 Pi R – the circumference. Proving that what goes around, comes around.

Except it didn't, because the next alien race, the Poopsquatties, arrived just after the cocktail party and kicked the plucky humans in the butt again. Until the Peptosbismolians descended to provide relief. And then ...

If you guys cruise over to AVSFORUM these topics are extremely active.

You had me at "taint."

Who's writing the songs?

Howard! I told you I was sick!

Right by it, eh?

Actual quote from the mom on the team bio page: Pet peeve about your teammate: She likes to take pictures of her poop and text them to us (family). Surprised no one else has spotted this nugget ... er ...

Hi, Ho. Bye, Ho. It's off to work you go. ... It ain't no trick (well...) to get rich quick...

Yeah, hanging around with Pi was irrational

They'd have to recast.

No, only Magnitude uses POP!

Um, by definition.

Exactly. You ever wake up from a dream that you got drunk and wrecked your new car? And then you realize it's not a dream? Uhh, me either. I think that's the way he's going to feel after he gets through the rationalization and denial.

Thought the pilot for Miami Vice was about the best first episode ever produced.

I don't think you're right about this, strategy-wise. During the early legs, the teams should be playing not to lose. There is only a small upside to winning a leg but a catastrophic downside to coming in last, likely elimination. If all the other teams, say, pick the same flight, then a team...

Wow, I don't even remember Jesus being in A New Hope. Another damned Lucas revision, I suppose.

Shows they're just a couple of ordinate guys, I guess.

Yeah, she says how great it was because he really knows how to hold his tongue. Also, he doesn't talk.

Right, I always figured the final scene of the series finale would have Raj walk into a party or meeting and see a very handsome young man, walk over to talk with him, and then find himself mute.

No, it was definitely Steve Martin

I like the characters, and I think the acting is usually pretty good (Stana good in this ep although I thought Nathan didn't quite nail the "I have always loved you" scene), but ... I think the writing has been pretty lousy lately. The zombie ep was just dumb, especially the end, and this ep...

About the same, actually -- either way you get blue balls...

Let me help -- Hu died? That's what I want to find out. I say, Hu died in her car. In Park. Park died? No Park is a gear, like Reverse or First. Park is like First? No, after the explosion, Park came second. Park is Second? No, on most shifts, Park is first...

With the overt reference (in a flashback) to James Bond, I was getting a little apprehensive that their ride in the limo would be spoiled by an Irma Bunt moment.

The main problem with this episode was one of suspension of disbelief. I have lived in New Jersey. I have been to Hawaii. I laughed when Danno's ex said she was leaving because she preferred NJ to HI. I do not believe any normal human being has ever, or could ever, say this. So I believe...

I dunno -- every time I saw Tyler, I yelled out "a soul!" Or something like that.

Wasabi.

On the positive side, this will free up Joseph Fiennes to do the Metamucil or Activia commercials so well suited to his countenance...